About this site (and me)

Seize the Cow is an independent publication launched in April 2025. I publish posts about neurodiverse writers, literary theory, and general creative writing advice.

Why are you encouraging me to seize the cow?

The myth or theory that cows are abducted by aliens, mutilated, and returned to ranches goes back decades. It's gruesome, weird, and intriguing.

In order for one to take a cow, one must be a powerful force. The force must be able to do such a complicated act without being seen or leaving evidence. The story is that of a monster. That's one way to look at it.

Seizing the cow has a mysterious motivation. The story is unknown. As writers, seizing a cow is about writing your own story, as a monster or not, and using your power.

I have chosen the alien storyline because it's outrageous. I feel writers much be outrageous, not in subject matter, but in how we tell our stories. We must be in control of our narratives by understanding WHY we are telling a story in a certain way and being brave enough, and strong enough to do things differently.

Portrait of the author with a kewpie doll autographed by William Shatner. 2013.

I have been writing with serious intent for thirty years. I've been published and produced multiple times. My education has focused on literary theory, theater history and criticism, as well as creative writing. I also sell my collage art in a Redbubble store.

EDUCATION

BA in English Literature from UCLA; MFA in playwriting from SIUC

PUBLICATIONS

I have been published as a playwright. I had articles about Shakespeare published, as well as blog pieces. I've self-published several novels and one book of poetry under the name Lady Ristretto. I have also worked as a freelance erotica writer with individual clients.

PRODUCTIONS

I've had several plays produced at universities and theatre companies, in Illinois, Texas, and New York.

CIRRICULUM VITAE

This is mostly stuff I did during my college years and immediately following, including papers I wrote and presented at conferences, Shakespeare work, and university teaching experience. Available upon request.